Orpheus was the greatest poet who ever lived.
His music was so beautiful that when he played,
Rivers would stop flowing,
Winds would stop blowing,
And the skies would open up so his wondrous melodies could be heard by the gods in heaven.
One day, his wife, Eurydice, was bitten to…
- Harry Potter Fandom: I wish I could go to Hogwarts!
- Percy Jackson Fandom: I wish I could go to Camp Half-Blood!
- Doctor Who Fandom: I wish I could travel in the TARDIS!
- The Hunger Games Fandom: Never.
- *phone rings*
- Is this Mahogany?
- No, this is Patrick
- Friend: We could do it, you know. Get off tumblr and go outside.
- Me: They'd catch us, the Sun.
- Friend: Maybe not.
- Me: We wouldn't make it 5 minutes.
So let’s just get this straight…
Hunger Games has the 3rd biggest opening in movie history.
An action flick starring a girl.
Who isn’t an emaciated stick.
Who isn’t a princess.
Whose journey is motivated by her sister, not a man.
Who is not sexually used, abused, active or even objectified much.
3rd biggest opening in movie history. Spawning a franchise.
Let’s just… let’s just think about that.
Let’s just bask in the glow.
If the Hunger Games were real, I would volunteer for you and troll everyone to death.
My sister who just saw the movie and hadn’t read the books.
- Rue: *points to tracker jacker nest
- Katniss: *begins to saw off branch*
- Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY
Oh no Tumblr, I totally wanted to see the leaked Hunger Games photos before I saw the movie. thanks, i’ll just go crawl up in a sock drawer and sleep until tomorrow night. Really, thanks
#its my fault for being unprepared
#WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT
They won’t kill him if they think they can use him against you,” says Finnick
“Like bait?” I say to the celling. “Like how they’ll use Annie for bait, Finnick?”
I can hear him weeping but I don’t care. They probably won’t even bother to question to her, she’s so far gone.
“ I wish she was dead,” he says. “I wish they were all dead and we were, too. It would be best.
Catching Fire ~ Suzanne Collins
